It's Friday! Let's Dance!

I, Great Reader KIM Jong IL declares in the name of the Olympic spirit of poor sportsmanship, fake fireworks, buck-toothed singing little girl replacement, bean-ball throwing, and bogus Chinese dates of birth, I gives you a dance of bad blood between rivals! Behold....The Most Glorious All American San Diego Chicken VS The Purple Chinese Scum Sucking Barney! Let the dancing begin! Piss on China, their lead-paint infested products, poison pet snacks, tainted toothpaste, sorry-ass garlic, Chairman Mao, and his Mamma-san!
Ruv you looong time! ;) JG