with thanks

My friend Ruth sends me a link to the Kama Pootra. Master your asshole, and you'll never poop badly again.

(Trivia: the word putra does exist in Sanskrit: it means "son," as in Brahmaputra or Sariputra: "son of Brahma" and "son of Sari." Sariputra is mentioned in the Heart Sutra.)


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